Are you searching for that new cutting-edge beer? well why the hell not settle back with a nice cold refreshing vagina-yeast beer? Mmmmm sounds yummy, right? well a Polish-based company has come up with can only be described as a bizarre concept of fermenting vaginal lactic acid and propagating it into a yeast that will ferment beer.
The company called ‘The Order Of Yoni’ is made…hold onto your hats!…by a process of microbiology whereas the lactic acid of a woman is isolated, and then examined. The bacteria that is formed, namely Lactobacillus is then used to ferment the beer.
The company also has plans to expand its unique brand adding lambics, sour stouts to its repertoire. Czech supermodel Alexandra Brendlova who provides the swabs is also the model on the advertisement campaigns for the company. And for those of you worried about health and safety, The corporation even has a safety section on its website, noting, “The key element of the process is to ensure the product’s safety.”
Other bacteria and viruses cannot survive the isolation and preparation methods, resulting in a clean and healthy end product. In addition, we test the final product for the presence of additional viruses and bacteria, and the results will be published on our website to ensure that it is fully safe.
So, there we go. Call me Mister Picky but I think I'll stick with a good old IPA, pale ale or pilsner!
Some of The Order of Yoni’s other ‘offerings’:
- BDSM ale — sour ale made with smoked plums and vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette model,
• Blond ale made with wheat malt, saffron and edible gold, with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a blond-haired model or celebrity,
• Aphrodisia / Dionysia — wheat ale made with ancient strains of wheat, grape juice,
• Mona Lisa — brown sour ale with wooden chips, the tribute to the famous piece of art,
• Isis — Sour ancient wheat ale with roses,
• Cleopatra — Milk stout regarding to Cleopatra’s milk baths,
• Lady Godiva — sour ale with English hops.
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